NEW men last night said fuck this for game of soldiers and ordered their wives to make the bloody tea.
As research suggests sexist men earn significantly higher salaries, Tom Logan, a new man from Oxford, said: “This has been a complete waste of time.”
The study found that men who treat women as equals and can name all the actors on Grey’s Anatomy can expect to earn no more than £22,500 a year.
Meanwhile, at the other end of scale, bearded, olive-skinned men in long white robes who treat women like pack animals, often earn up to £20 million a week and have a Bentley for each of their race horses.
Mr Logan added: “I started doing this at university because I was given a cast-iron guarantee I would get a lot of fanny.
“I learned how to make flaky pastry, I got a cat and I cried my fucking eyes out at Schindler’s List. And what did I get in return? A long list of ‘friends’ who think I’m a poof.
“Meanwhile I’ve not had a promotion since 1996, I live in a one bedroom flat which is basically the cat’s, and this year I went on holiday to Bath.
“First thing tomorrow I am walking straight up to our office manager and telling her she’s got a phenomenal arse and that I would very much like to cover it jam.
“And that fucking cat’s going in the bin.”
Source: The Daily Mash